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ORD taxi-in 18+ min · highest in the US10% of arrivals sit over 30 min after landingTaxi-out 28+ min gate to runway16% of departures sit over 40 min before takeoffMidway taxi-in 5.1 min · O'Hare 17.4 minSummer cap 2,708 flights/day · still the slowest fieldYou landed. You're not at a gate.
ORD taxi-in 18+ min · highest in the US10% of arrivals sit over 30 min after landingTaxi-out 28+ min gate to runway16% of departures sit over 40 min before takeoffMidway taxi-in 5.1 min · O'Hare 17.4 minSummer cap 2,708 flights/day · still the slowest fieldYou landed. You're not at a gate.

Penalty Box Club

Merch

Print-on-demand. No inventory. Printful prints it, packs it, ships it. You never touch a box.

Catalog is live. Checkout unlocks when the Printful store is connected.

I SURVIVED

THE PENALTY

BOX

ORD

I survived the penalty box

The souvenir. Heavyweight black tee.

$32

TAXI >

FLIGHT

ORD

Taxi > flight

For the MSP / IND / MKE crowd.

$32

ORD

SUCKS

ORD

ORD SUCKS

The wordmark. Wear it at the gate.

$32

ORD SUCKSPENALTY BOXTAXI > FLIGHT

Sticker pack

Three vinyl die-cuts. Laptop armor.

$8

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